Das Kapital Volume I: A Critique of Sus "Leftists", 1867

[amogus]
Hi smug amogus here, on my way to a political debate in which I am going to act as non-sus as possible in hopes that people do not notice that I am the impostor (that's right I'm that one leftie who reallIlly hates brown people, transfolks, etc.)

I am going to use all the tools at my disposition, such as trolling, sealioning, and other shitty rhetoric devices in order to get people to side with me even though it is against their own interests, then hopefully the whole space I am infiltrating will end up being slowly replaced by people who think like me
PS: this is my leg on the right, not another more "sus" body part
Amoguses don't even have penises you doofus

BARELY FIVE MINUTES INTO THE DEBATE

[blue]
Erm folks, this person on the right is spewing some hateful rhetoric which does not match c----4 our group's values

[red]
Yeah you're right he's sus, I'll just ban him

[amogus]
wtf

Once again the "tolerant" left hates other progressives
This is why I, a person with left wing ideals, am going to vote unironically for a right wing party (blame the left)
PS: I hate brown people