ELECTIONS ARE HAPPENING TODAY, YOU MUST VOTE FOR ONE OF TWELVE HITLERS, HERE IS YOUR VOTING GUIDE
Joe Biden is 10% Hitler
He's not senile, he just has memory issues when it comes to remember not to support capitalist and/or imperialist things, whoopsie
Conjoined Joe Biden is 20% Hitler
Looks like someone fused two Bidens and now they're twice as old but also twice as sexy, uh oh
Trans rights Hitler is 30% Hitler
He's the actual literal Hitler brought back from the dead thanks to Elon Musk's latest stolen technology but he said trans rights so surely he can't be that bad... right?
Furry Joe Biden is 40% Hitler
He's going to support the fluffiest middle eastern genocide you've ever seen, rawr :3
Hitler cut in half is 50% Hitler
He might be dead, but that doesn't mean he isn't still 50% Hitler
Conjoined trans rights Hitler is 60% Hitler
You get twice as many trans rights but also twice as much Hitler, will you accept the political gambit?
Anarcho-Bidenist Hitler is 70% Hitler
He got his pro-state tested and the results said he doesn't have one anymore (he's like, really old)
Wrong theory is 80% Hitler
This person is a pretty cool leftist BUT they're reading the wrong theory book and that basically makes them 80% Hitler (wait, why are they candidates in this election?)
Thicc Hitler is 90% Hitler
Yea okay hear me out it's the real literal Hitler once again (Musk made clones) but this one has the juiciest butt which makes him a lot more palatable - you claim to dislike Hitler yet you're considering masturbating to this drawing soooo don't sass me about this ok?
YOU are 99% Hitler
Don't try to lie, it's genetics, you've got 99% DNA in common with Hitler so you're basically 99% Hitler... I hope you know how to run because I called antifa and they're already on their way to where you live
Actual Hitler is 100% Hitler
He's back and hitlerier than ever so you better vote for the right person or he might get elected (polls favor him because he said brown people bad)
Vegan Hitler is 110% Hitler
That's right, actual Hitler might have claimed to be vegetarian, but he did regularly consume liver and used animal products... vegan Hitler is vegan so he's even worse than Hitler, right?
SEE YOU AT THE POLLING STATIONS (UNLESS YOU'RE AN ANTI-ELECTORALIST THEN YOU CAN STAY IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT LARPING ABOUT THE REVOLUTION WHILE 100% HITLER WINS)
