Chromosomes

VEGANS IN PEOPLE'S IMAGINATION (FICTIONAL)
But what if the cows are tied to train tracks and there's a lever and the lever is made of meat and the hamburgers are also tied to the tracks but the lever is made of meat and the puller is a vegan and the meat is orphan and if you don't pull the lever you are the worst person in the world and the lever is 100% Hitler and the tracks are made of meat and the meat is made of animals and the animals are 0% Hitler, and the beans are cheap, would you pull the lever?

VEGANS IN REALITY (REAL)
[red] Are chromosomes vegan?
[blue] Well, some of them are
[red] Ah right, it's in the name, chromo "some"
[red and blue handshake]
(epic vegan handshake)
(israel/palestine conflict solved)