[character]
Hello it is I, video game making artist.
I have released my new game called GAME TITLE.
My game has two cahracters: big honkers overly sexualized wiman and little ugly twink bastard.
I can't wait to see all the porn people come up with for my characters, which should mostly be about big booba wiman
[GAME TITLE is shown with a big booba character and a twink on its cover]
[narrator]
Reality: It's all twink porn
[character is shocked]
what the heck internet
[rule 34 website has twinks everywhere]
[narrator]
Moral of the story: Don't
Just don't
Like, literally, don't do anything ever
[character]
From now on I'm staying in my house all day depressed on my couch watching Family Guy re-runs
[smug character]
Smug explainer here
This is about how leftism has failed society yet again
Message to all leftists please stop failing society thanks!