[black]
What if we made life better for everyone by giving better support to the working class through the improvement of working conditions and quality of life? Surely nobody could oppose such a positive minded statement
Surely...
Nobody would dare...
Yea that's what I thought, my plan for improving everyone's life is foolproof and only requires a left leaning government to be elected so that they can enact these positive changes and improve society for the better, thumbs up for the littest plan of all time (in Ohio) (skull emoji)
[red]
YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
While it is true that a solid amount of change can come from within the current system, your political view is tainted by the naivete of a debutante, allow me to explain...
[black]
Even though I do not wish to be leftsplained anything, this is a smug ideology comic and thus I lack the free will required to do a rebuttal to your upcoming argumentation
[red]
Thanks for your cooperation, now please think about the fact that most of the issues you want to fix are caused by capitalism itself - no matter how much you reduce exploitation, workers still need to be exploited (and let's not even get into the neocolonial dynamics of exploiting poorer countries) in order for the system to function properly, thus your platform while good in theory (I will gladly vote for it) is only one little step in the direction that you want to take the world
[black]
Although you made a very good point, I would like to point out that your views are theoretical while mine are grounded in reality. In fine, we often treat eachother like enemies in debates yet our views are compatible and we should ideally work together in the quest for long term progress instead of shooting each other in the foot like the idiots we tend to be online
[red]
While I would like to further provide arguments in this long winded conversation, the sudden realization that I am an inanimate crudely drawn face with a weirdly drippy chin is taking over my ability to think about politics as a whole and I would therefore like to end the debate here
[black]
YOU HAVE LOST THE DEBATE
That's right, my plan all along was to drown you in walls of text so that you would eventually give up and thus concede the victory in this battle which takes pleace in the realm of debates and ideas
[red]
I HAVE BEEN TRICKED
[smug character]
Smug explainer here to explain that this whole comic is about modern men's inability to go a single day without thinking of the roman empire, which reeks of eurocentrism and other negative traits.
Have a nice day, remember to eat your soy beans, and remember that capitalist solutions to capitalism only work so far as the system allows them to work