[black character pees on red character]
[red]
Could you please stop peeing on me? I am not enjoying it
[black]
But If I stop peeing on you, then who will perform the peeing?
Do you really want to live in a society where people don't get peed on? I am actually doing you a service as my pee tastes and smells better than the average person's pee (I eat a balanced diet on purpose)
[red looking dead inside]
SOCIETY
![[black character pees on red character]
[red]
Could you please stop peeing on me? I am not enjoying it
[black]
But If I stop peeing on you, then who will perform the peeing?
Do you really want to live in a society where people don't get peed on? I am actually doing you a service as my pee tastes and smells better than the average person's pee (I eat a balanced diet on purpose)
[red looking dead inside]
SOCIETY](./../img/comics/peeing_as_a_service_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")