France offered a genius new 5 year locked investment
[on TV]
We are launching a fund allowing french people to invest in the country's military
Return on investment is guaranteed given current events
[spectator]
Holy shit! Awesome!
I will put my money in this!
Can't wait to see the return on investment in five years!
FIVE YEARS LATER
[spectator standing annoyed while a nuke explodes behind them]
![[on TV]
We are launching a fund allowing french people to invest in the country's military
Return on investment is guaranteed given current events
[spectator]
Holy shit! Awesome!
I will put my money in this!
Can't wait to see the return on investment in five years!
FIVE YEARS LATER
[spectator standing annoyed while a nuke explodes behind them]](./../img/comics/return_on_investment_in_the_military_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")