Expanding trolley problem

June 2nd 2024
[a trolley is approaching an intersection, a character is next to a lever]

Hmmmm yes this is a choice normal people have to make

[one person tied up to tracks] Voting
[three people tied up to tracks] Direct action
[a trolley is approaching an intersection, a character is next to two levers]

Okay this is starting to get very hard, life is full of complicated choices
But what if I used this lever to the left instead of making a choice

[one person tied up to tracks] Voting
[three people tied up to tracks] Eating beans
[one person tied up to tracks] Direct action
[three people tied up to tracks] Hamburger
[the trolley drifts over three tracks, killing "eating beans", "direct action", and "hamburger", while only "voting" remains alive]

The character gives a thumbs up, while saying "multi-track drifting"
The year is 2024

Because trolley stick person voting, it has now become impossible to eat beans, do hamburger, or any form of direct action

Life has tremendously improved

Society has transitioned to fully automated luxury queer Earth anarcho-communism

This is the good outcome
About this comic
This is how I believe anti-electoral leftists think I look like when when I argue with them that voting isn't a bad idea

Don't ask why vegans got dragged into this they did nothing wrong
Absurd Veganism Leftism Vote Meme reference Brainrot