Slander trial

April 12nd 2024
[character has a gun, there's corpses behind them, they have a bag of money in their hand]
You accuse me of being a bank robber?! 
Let's be real, I only robbed one bank 
Sure, it was a violent robbery, but it was only one bank, you can't accuse me of being a bank robber unless I robbed *all* of the banks 
Robbing one bank out of thousands hardly makes you a bank robber 
This is why I'm about to sue you for slander, and I am very likely to win this trial and ruin your life unless you retract your statement about me being a "bank robber" 
People are really out to get you these days I swear (don't ask about the corpses)
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