[character is doing a very bad and very evil thing]
Oh no, I got caught publicly while doing a very bad and very evil thing!
I will eventually admit to my guilt publicly under pressure of losing my reputation, but never do anything to make up for my mistake, help the people I've wronged, or prove that I've changed
[blue character]
Hello I'm corner distraction character and I'm thinking of a funny joke to tell you in order to distract you from the main comic plot
Asked my bird for help
Turns out, one bird can't come up with a pun
But toucan
Have a nice day
[an amount of time later...]
[back to main character]
Why won't people forgive me for my mistakes...?
I know why!
It must be because society is very bad and very evil!