Retirement age

May 11th 2024
GEOPOLITICAL MAP 
Retirement age by country on the continent of Manurica 
Färtground Age 61
Poopland Age 54 
Miniturdia Age 62 
Coproslavia Age 59 
Fecambique Age 56 
United regions of excretia Age 58 
Shitlandia Age 64 

[person pointing at map]
My fellow Färtgroundians 
As you can tell from this map, our neighboring countries have their retirement age set at 62 & 64 years old, while ours is at only 61 
Therefore, in order to protect our future, it is necessary to raise retirement age in Färtground, as it is quite literally the only way to save our economy (from the cronies and corruption I myself am enabling) 
The LP2 (Liberal Party Number Two) has already agreed to vote on this law, and our militarized police force is already waiting on the street to use Geneva convention banned weapons on random protestors if you feel like demonstrating, have a nice day
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