GEOPOLITICAL MAP
Retirement age by country on the continent of Manurica
Färtground Age 61
Poopland Age 54
Miniturdia Age 62
Coproslavia Age 59
Fecambique Age 56
United regions of excretia Age 58
Shitlandia Age 64
[person pointing at map]
My fellow Färtgroundians
As you can tell from this map, our neighboring countries have their retirement age set at 62 & 64 years old, while ours is at only 61
Therefore, in order to protect our future, it is necessary to raise retirement age in Färtground, as it is quite literally the only way to save our economy (from the cronies and corruption I myself am enabling)
The LP2 (Liberal Party Number Two) has already agreed to vote on this law, and our militarized police force is already waiting on the street to use Geneva convention banned weapons on random protestors if you feel like demonstrating, have a nice day