[a balding orange character in a suit has a finger raised]
It's your fault that you are poor
You are spending your money irresponsibly
Manage your personal finances better
Work harder
Leech

[on their other side, they hand is on their hip]
So uh… I might be in need of a little bailout
Like, you know, a billion or two, maybe ten…
Hahah oops
If you don't do it, the economy will collapse
Well uhm
It's not my fault, the stock market crashed