Every fucking time

[green, satisfied]
I cooked enough food for two meals

[floating brain]
I'm the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later

[floating Marx head]
I'm the Karl Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone

[floating Garfield head]
I'm the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going

[green stares neutrally]

[green then has a deranged smile]

[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]

[brain facepalms]

[Marx facepalms]

[Garfield is elongated]