Forced

[orange, next to a KITTEN CRUSHER]
So… I built a kitten crushing machine

[green]
What the hell dude why would you build a kitten crusher

[orange]
I don't like crushing kitten
I hate it, actually
But if I didn't build this machine, someone else would have built it
So I had to build it
I had no choice
I was forced

[green looks blasé]
[orange grins]