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November 19th 2025
[orange, speaking proudly at a lectern]
The people asked…
We delivered!
We have finally decided to release the Epstein files

[orange hands a "TOP SKRT!" document to green, who speaks]
Finally!
We shall know the truth!

[green is distraught, holding a torn page]
Most pages are missing or torn

[orange, smugly]
Those pages committed suicide while they were in jail

[green is blasé]
[an FBI agent chomps on documents]
"Sorry, my dog ate my homework"
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