[a character smiles, while holding a box that reads]
WHATEVER PEOPLE WITH OPPOSING POLITICAL BELIEFS CURRENTLY DISLIKE

[the character is surrounded by text]
These are my opinions
I do not understand nor care what is in the box
If its contents change, so will my opinions
I have a strong and consistent morality

[the character's face is zoomed on, they are now grinning in an annoying way]
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