Hitler percentages

November 28th 2023
[red] I am 60% Hitler
[blue] I am 50% Hitler

[black] 
Okay this is an interesting hypothetical - would I be willing to vote for 50% Hitler when the other option is 60% Hitler
Probably not, 50% of Hitler is already way too much, but what % of Hitler is tolerable? Is it 0%? 10%? Would 10% Hitler be OK if it helps avoid 90% Hitler?

[red] I will cancel your favorite TV show
[green] I will kill off a random minority
[blue] I support gamer culture

[black]
Red is going to win the election no matter what, blue has no chance of winning, but there is an off chance green might win if enough people don't vote
Should I accept the cancellation of my favorite TV show? Would it be OK to support g*mer culture in the off chance that a third party could win?

[red] I am 90% Hitler
[blue] If I win this election, I will time travel and bring back the actual Hitler to be president instead of me

[black]
Okay, I'm starting to hate living in the future, elections have gotten really big time out of hand since we invented time travel...
But would it be OK to vote for 90% Hitler when the other option is actual Hitler? Maybe a modern 90% Hitler would somehow be worse than a time traveling Hitler?

[red] I am the only candidate (one party country) and I will ban "ligma" jokes

[black]
Holy shit finally an election in which I will feel happy to vote! It's about damn time!
What do you mean it's not a good thing that there's only one candidate and he looks exactly like the one who said he's 60% and/or 90% Hitler in the past and will cancel my favorite TV show? It's probably just a coincidence!

[red]
I was secretely a percentage of Hitler and people put me in power, this is why you should never vote in elections (this comic was made by a CIA agent)
Also jokes on you for electing me because I'm about to cancel the revival of The Expanse TV series which was about to give us the epic conclusion to the series as portrayed in books 7, 8, and 9 of The Expanse book series
And to top it off I'm about to ban the best jokes, such as "skibidi toilet meme" and Joe [continues offscreen]
Absurd Vote Hitler Media reference Meme reference Brainrot Long comic