Human leather couch

[black] Finally, I figured out the secret to turning everyone vegan, my giant head is about to implode from my raw brain power
[black] I will make them all feel horrible using the made up image of couches made of human skin

[sad skin couch]

[blue] Holy shit human couch is awesome I want one asap
[dark red] I want to become a human couch so mommy can sit on my face
[red] Human couches are the best thing I've seen in my life

[black] Foiled again, human cruelty is definitely way too deep for me to ever foil
[human couch] I 100% love being a couch it's the best