[a "technical analysis" chart shows a lot of silly things: a bull flag, a falling wedge, a hairy bear channel, a bidet loop, a top bottom, a blood candle, and a testicular squeeze]
[character]
Isn't all that "Technical Analysis" stuff basically astrology?
[proud traderbro, index finger up, in his STONKS hoodie and backwards cap]
Oh yeah?
If TA doesn't work, then how come most daytraders use it to successfully lose cash?
[Trader bro in STONKS hoodie and backwards red cap prays next to a TO THE MOON poster, in front of a screen showing massive financial losses and many cans of redbull]
This time, it'll be different
I can feel it