[two purple characters holding the Isle of Man flag]
We are the feminist delegation to the United Nations and we have decided that due to its sexist name, the Isle of Man will be renamed
[orange]
Hi I am the United Nations representative for woke affairs and after listening to your plea I agree with you and we have renamed the country to a more fitting name
[orange]
Behold the country's new name:
Pronoun of man
[purple]
Once again the great woke agenda has triumphed over deep rooted societal evils, and we will celebrate appropriately (no sex no drugs no fun and especially no memes)