Isle of Man (woke)

September 30th 2024
[two purple characters holding the Isle of Man flag]
We are the feminist delegation to the United Nations and we have decided that due to its sexist name, the Isle of Man will be renamed

[orange]
Hi I am the United Nations representative for woke affairs and after listening to your plea I agree with you and we have renamed the country to a more fitting name

[orange]
Behold the country's new name:
Pronoun of man

[purple]
Once again the great woke agenda has triumphed over deep rooted societal evils, and we will celebrate appropriately (no sex no drugs no fun and especially no memes)
Absurd Sexism Brainrot