[a newscaster sits at their desk, has a gigantic grin on his face, barely looks human]
Good evening, welcome to NEUTRAL NEWS
Your favorite mainstream program that always brings you a balanced perspective
Tonight's top story: Some say a genocide is happening, others say it's a complicated situation
[destroyed buildings, smoke, a crashed car, things look real bleak]
LIVE FROM THE CITY OF GENOCIDEBURG
[split screen, the newscaster continues talking]
A government spokesperson from Genocideland contacted us to clarify that the images you are seeing now might be, I quote, "faked by antigenociders who want us dead"
[in the rubble of a destroyed city, a character looks absolutely desperate, shaking, is screaming]
THEY KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY
[split screen, the newscaster smiles smugly]
Thank you for your perspective
[a character in a suit talks, looking very smug]
We reject the premise that there was any killing or destruction
[split screen, the newscaster still smiles smugly]
A bold alternative narrative, worthy of consideration!
[the newscaster is back to the full face inhuman smile, standing next to a chart that shows a BALANCE between TRUTH and FEELINGS]
As always, we at NEUTRAL NEWS aim to meet in the middle
[three identical stern technocrat looking characters in suits are standing at a desk, behind a chart that goes up]
We need to wait for more data before reacting
Let us not get carried away by the emotional responses
It's a very complex topic
[two banners occupy the bottom part of the screen, below the experts]
DEATH COUNT: VERY HIGH AND GOING UP
Our expert panel says: this could mean anything
[in a destroyed city, in front of an explosion, a character wearing a PRESS helmet talks into a mic]
IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS OUT HERE, I HEARD EXPLOSIONS
[below the war reporter, the bottom half of the screen is occupied by two banners]
UNVERIFIED CLAIMS
We remind you that our experts in the studio say this is still a developing, nuanced situation
[split screen, the newscaster is mildly smiling at the war reporter]
Remember to take everything you see with a grain of salt!
[back to the newscaster at their desk, once again with the creepy full smile]
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![[a newscaster sits at their desk, has a gigantic grin on his face, barely looks human]
Good evening, welcome to NEUTRAL NEWS
Your favorite mainstream program that always brings you a balanced perspective
Tonight's top story: Some say a genocide is happening, others say it's a complicated situation](./../img/comics/neutral_news_1_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
![[destroyed buildings, smoke, a crashed car, things look real bleak]
LIVE FROM THE CITY OF GENOCIDEBURG
[split screen, the newscaster continues talking]
A government spokesperson from Genocideland contacted us to clarify that the images you are seeing now might be, I quote, "faked by antigenociders who want us dead"](./../img/comics/neutral_news_2_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
![[in the rubble of a destroyed city, a character looks absolutely desperate, shaking, is screaming]
THEY KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY
[split screen, the newscaster smiles smugly]
Thank you for your perspective](./../img/comics/neutral_news_3_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
![[a character in a suit talks, looking very smug]
We reject the premise that there was any killing or destruction
[split screen, the newscaster still smiles smugly]
A bold alternative narrative, worthy of consideration!](./../img/comics/neutral_news_4_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
![[the newscaster is back to the full face inhuman smile, standing next to a chart that shows a BALANCE between TRUTH and FEELINGS]
As always, we at NEUTRAL NEWS aim to meet in the middle](./../img/comics/neutral_news_5_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
![[three identical stern technocrat looking characters in suits are standing at a desk, behind a chart that goes up]
We need to wait for more data before reacting
Let us not get carried away by the emotional responses
It's a very complex topic
[two banners occupy the bottom part of the screen, below the experts]
DEATH COUNT: VERY HIGH AND GOING UP
Our expert panel says: this could mean anything](./../img/comics/neutral_news_6_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
![[in a destroyed city, in front of an explosion, a character wearing a PRESS helmet talks into a mic]
IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS OUT HERE, I HEARD EXPLOSIONS
[below the war reporter, the bottom half of the screen is occupied by two banners]
UNVERIFIED CLAIMS
We remind you that our experts in the studio say this is still a developing, nuanced situation
[split screen, the newscaster is mildly smiling at the war reporter]
Remember to take everything you see with a grain of salt!](./../img/comics/neutral_news_7_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
![[back to the newscaster at their desk, once again with the creepy full smile]
This was NEUTRAL NEWS presented to you by our sponsor Neutral Milk
Tired of extremes? Try Neutral Milk! Now with 50% less nutrients!](./../img/comics/neutral_news_8_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
