News

[TV News]
New law makes every orphan forced to voluntarily step into an orphan crushing machine, thus finally putting an end to society having to deal with orphans
Let's ask a Peppa Pig pez dispenser for their thoughts on this topic

[a journalist is interviewing a giant Peppa Pig PEZ dispenser]
I'm a Peppa Pig PEZ dispenser
I literally have no political thoughts
I'm an inanimate fucking object
How do you expect me to answer

[back to TV news]
Well this is it folks, our interviewee seems to have no issue with the new orphan crushing law
Next we'll be asking a Markiplier MPREG fanfic for their thoughts on rising leftist antisemitism

[a person escapes from a panel in a wall]
Don't mind me, I'm getting out, living inside this house's walls is way too dull

[someone on a couch, staring at a TV]
Fascinating
I will willingly watch this on a loop 24/7