[three bland characters, a nerdy one saying "You can't spell Victory without V = IRt²]
The protagonists:
- Annoying goody two shoes leader who's a paragon of virtue
- Nerdy scientist with no backstory who keeps doing poor puns
- Super bland dude who's an obvious self insert for the writer
- People die because they're "good" and refuse to break the rules
- They win battles through plot armor and the power of friendship
[a cool looking grizzled character smokes a cigar laying down, saying "Heroes play by the rules, I write the rules", "While you're out there playing the savoirs, I'm rewriting the future", and "Hope is a bedtime story, fear is real"]
The super evil antagonist:
- Played by the most charismatic actor available on the market
- Keeps doing the coolest looking things (but you must hate it)
- Has the coolest secret lair and his henchmen love him
- Is named Adolf McMurder and genocides with a smile
- Says an awesome one liner before murdering an orphan
[a nerdy dude points at a storyboard of the two previous images while saying "And then he says "the bad side? the only side I'm on is the WINNING side" then winks at the camera"]
The naive screenwriter:
- At least this time he's not writing women, phew
- Has too much trust in his audience's media literacy
- About to give the super evil antagonist yet another zingy one liner
- Surely if we show him killing an orphan the audience will hate him
- Right, guys?… Right??…