[an old conservative looking man in a suit is speaking]
Just to be clear…
If you wonder who took a massive shit on your doorstep tomorrow at 15:00
It's not me
I'm not the type of person who would do such a thning
Have a nice day
A turd sits on a doormat, with a sign that reads "NOT ME" planted on it
![[an old conservative looking man in a suit is speaking]
Just to be clear…
If you wonder who took a massive shit on your doorstep tomorrow at 15:00
It's not me
I'm not the type of person who would do such a thning
Have a nice day](./../img/comics/old_man_shitter_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")
