[a character points at a scale on a board]
10: Excellent
9: Good
8: Fine
7: Bad
6: Trash
0-5: Barely in use

[the character speaks while pointing at it]
This is my ratings system
It makes sense somehow and will never skew the ratings of the websites I contribute ratings to

[a varied crowd of characters are giving thumbs up]
WE ARE ALL STUPID AND
WE UNIRONICALLY AGREE