[a weird machine with fascist decorations is called the FASCIST STATEMENT TRANSLATOR MACHINE (powered by Grok and your tax dollars, it is providing a translation]
"Oh shit, they shot an innocent bystander" -> "Officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes"
[at a lectern, an orange character grins smugly]
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I have gathered you here today to inform you that our God loving officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes from an evil person.
Also videos of the event are fake and don't exist.
And if they do exist, they prove it was self defense.
![[a weird machine with fascist decorations is called the FASCIST STATEMENT TRANSLATOR MACHINE (powered by Grok and your tax dollars, it is providing a translation]
"Oh shit, they shot an innocent bystander" -> "Officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes"
[at a lectern, an orange character grins smugly]
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I have gathered you here today to inform you that our God loving officer feared imminent vehicular bad vibes from an evil person.
Also videos of the event are fake and don't exist.
And if they do exist, they prove it was self defense.](./../img/comics/fascist_translator_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")