[five characters are standing together: orange, blue, green, purple, and pink]
A study shows 1 in 5 stickmen to be homosexual

[blue points to themselves proudly]
Well I am gay, so I guess it means that I am the only one in this group

[green talks to blue, who looks confused]
That's where you're wrong
I too am gay, you're not the only one here

[orange rants angrily at blue and green, who are both confused]
Well I'm straight and this is not how statistics work, one of you two has to be LYING

[purple asks a question while blue and green stare at them]
Okay but I'm bi, where do I fit in this?

[pink speaks to us, smugly]
Well I guess this proves social sciences are whack and can't be trusted
I love drawing conclusions from flawed data
I am very smart