The vibes defense

[a really cool looking character sits on a chair in prison gear, smiling smugly, sunglasses on their face]

[next to them, their lawyer pleads their case]
Yes your honor,
he did kill twenty orphans
But if you look at him,
he looks really chill

[at their desk, a judge looks really happy and slams their hammer]
Damn right he's got
GREAT VIBES
Innocent ! Case dismissed !

[a crowd of numerous vaguely human shapes is celebrating]
Once again, justice has prevailed.
A great public celebration ensues.