Trap card in Matignon

[Jean-Luc-Mélenchon, wearing a Yu-Gi-Oh duel armband, ponits and shouts]
MACRON... YOU ARE DONE FOR!
I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: GENERAL STRIKE ON SEPTEMBER 10TH

[Jean-Luc Mélenchon, seen from behind, summons cards on a Yu-Gi-Oh table, each one is a french union]
UNIONS.... STRIKE!

[Macron smirks and summons a card of his own]
Jean-Luc… it is too late, I have already won…
I can sacrifice my Dark Bayrou along with my Republican Blockade in order to special summon the Blue Eyes White Supremacist
New prime minister!

[a card with the Rassemblement National logo on it laser beams France in half]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jean-Luc Mélenchon, now looking extra chad, raises a card]
NOT SO FACT....
SNAP ELECTIONS!