Virgin boy egg

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Yo I'm a leftie and I think voting is ok

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Yo I'm a leftie and I like communism

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TANKIE!!

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LIB!!!!

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You claim communism will solve everything but your class reductionism bullshit is just a pretext to act like a racist prick and deflect any attempt at helping current day minorities "just do a communism it will solve all your issues" yeah right I'm starving right now you buffoon help me NOW

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You just say vote this vote that activism this unionize that but look at the state of the system do you really think we're going to find a viable solution without overthrowing the very foundation of this oppression that we all internalize from birth

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Yea well show me one successful example of communism, I'm waiting

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Maybe if it didn't always fail due to external bs from imperialism and capitalism I could do that, moron

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Wait wtf is that thing growing between us

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Hold my hand I'm terrified it doesn't look good...

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Oh fuck it's getting closer

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Please no

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Remove my eyes now

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Virgin boy egg
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of Dongyang, Zhejiang, China in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys, preferably under the age of ten.

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WTF
Get this away from me

[wikipedia]
There is no good explanation for why it must be boys' urine, specifically; it has simply been so for centuries.

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FUCK it's gone right through me

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Preparation The dish is prepared by first soaking the eggs in the urine of young boys.

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Call an ambulance

[wikipedia]
Boy egg vendors go to elementary schools in the city where they collect urine from young boys, preferably under the age of ten

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There is no ambulance to call
I am hanging on to virgin boy egg Wikipedia else I will fall to my death fuuuuuck
Only void below us

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What a fate...
I am drowning at the bottom of the virgin boy egg comic ( endless pit