Wide stance

[blue]
As the embodiment of Israel, I am here to state that I will in no way look for any peaceful solution to the conflict I am in with Palestine
(calling a colonial genocide a conflict is generous, but I am the embodiment of Israel therefore I'm using words that make me look better, duh)

[yellow, wide]
YO
CHECK OUT MY WIDE STANCE
FEAR ME
IT'S SO WIDE AND MENACING
I AM THE WIDEST PERSON ALIVE

[blue, in awe]
Holy shit that is one wide ass stance in fact it might be the widest stance I've ever seen in my life I suddenly regret my previous statement
I am right now going to ask for peace with Palestine in a generous settlement which will end settler colonialim and satisfy both sides (mostly), thanks for showing me this WIDE stance it changed my mind on everything I've become a good person holy shit it's so
WIDE

[yellow grins]