Woke dystopia

October 23rd 2023

This is the future dystopia if wokes win the culture war

[character]
Me misgendering myself on purpose so that JK Rowling gets tricked into using the wrong pronouns when talking to me and therefore uses the correct pronouns and correctly genders me (looking smug)

[female character]
JK Rowling one step ahead of the game using people's preferred pronouns so that when people try to trick her by using the wrong pronouns they actually end up being misgendered and their ruse fails miserably
(epic mind games)

[skull]
A skull in a national history museum thinking about tricks that would send JK Rowling to woke jail by making her misgender people but also wishing that she would gender people correctly thus caught in a moral dilemma about what should be done in this situation
(can't look smug because no muscles to move mouth)

[character in wig]
Employee at Burger Ruleperson (gender neutral) wearing the mandatory blue wig wondering why everyone is still talking about ways to trick JK Rowling, the year is 2150 and she's been dead for a long time this shit is just weird maybe it's time to go chill at the national history museum instead of working but capitalism is a hellscape so...
(no smugness here sadly)

[character in glasses]
Timekeeper from the Ministry of Woke Time trying to remove wednesdays from existence so that people will stop discussing veganism forever but annoyed that they can't go to Burger Ruleperson anymore due to the fear that someone would read their mind and realize that JK Rowling has been awoken from cryogenic sleep and is coming for revenge against wokeness
(smug as a bug)

[confused character]
You reading this extremely obvious smuggie but unable to understand it because it lacks your usual metaphors such as "smugman", "orphan crusher machine", and "joe biden at the sperm bank", desperately trying to figure out what the fuck this whole thing is about, unknowingly about to get misgendered by JK Rowling on X (formerly known as Twitter) in the year 2023 (the comic was written in the past)
(reverse self-insert)

Image transcriptions

This is the future dystopia if wokes win the culture war

[character]
Me misgendering myself on purpose so that JK Rowling gets tricked into using the wrong pronouns when talking to me and therefore uses the correct pronouns and correctly genders me (looking smug)

[female character]
JK Rowling one step ahead of the game using people's preferred pronouns so that when people try to trick her by using the wrong pronouns they actually end up being misgendered and their ruse fails miserably
(epic mind games)

[skull]
A skull in a national history museum thinking about tricks that would send JK Rowling to woke jail by making her misgender people but also wishing that she would gender people correctly thus caught in a moral dilemma about what should be done in this situation
(can't look smug because no muscles to move mouth)

[character in wig]
Employee at Burger Ruleperson (gender neutral) wearing the mandatory blue wig wondering why everyone is still talking about ways to trick JK Rowling, the year is 2150 and she's been dead for a long time this shit is just weird maybe it's time to go chill at the national history museum instead of working but capitalism is a hellscape so...
(no smugness here sadly)

[character in glasses]
Timekeeper from the Ministry of Woke Time trying to remove wednesdays from existence so that people will stop discussing veganism forever but annoyed that they can't go to Burger Ruleperson anymore due to the fear that someone would read their mind and realize that JK Rowling has been awoken from cryogenic sleep and is coming for revenge against wokeness
(smug as a bug)

[confused character]
You reading this extremely obvious smuggie but unable to understand it because it lacks your usual metaphors such as "smugman", "orphan crusher machine", and "joe biden at the sperm bank", desperately trying to figure out what the fuck this whole thing is about, unknowingly about to get misgendered by JK Rowling on X (formerly known as Twitter) in the year 2023 (the comic was written in the past)
(reverse self-insert)