[an uncle sam character is smiling while showing a tiny Kawaii USA looking adorable, surrounded by text]
The USA are a good kid
I raised them myself
They never showed any signs of hate or violence
They went to church every Sunday
They always said yessir and yesma'am
They always held the door for women
Everyone in the neighborhood loved them
This must be a mistake, you have the wrong person
The USA would never do something like this
Someone must have taken advantage of them
If something happened, it was probably that bad influence Israel who talked them into it