My father used to hit me over the head with a sledgehammer until I stopped crying or passed out
My father used to force me to watch greenscreen kids compilations on YouTube Shorts for hours and hours and hours and hours
[forced to stare at a streen that says "fortnite epic mario"]
My father used to break my bones then crush them so he could feed them to animals
[the father character holds a bone while a dog looks on, the child character has a missing arm]
My father used to send me to summer camp on Epstein Island
[lots of faces look on as the kid is unhappy]
My father used to do a lot of really bad things...
He kept hurting me, all the time, there's so much trauma buried in there that I'd rather not keep discussing it, it gets even darker but I'll stop here
And I turned out...
Just fine !
Liberals triggered amirite
Snowflakes can't handle a bit of physical education
Don't want my kids to be pansies like yall generation L
I'll act real surprised when my kids inevitably resent me