Modern day solidarity

[green, drowning in an ocean]
HELP!
I'M DROWNING!

[orange, throwing a life preserver at green]
Catch this! *

[green, shocked, sees text inside the life preserver]
* Offer not valid if you're poor, foreign, disabled, etc.

[orange, looking evil, reels the life preserver back towards him]

[green drowns, looking blasé]