The egg parable (real and true)

[character]
Hi there, I'm walking around with a few hard boiled eggs in my hands, a normal activity which normal people do.

[banana peel]
It sure would be a shame if you were to walk on me, the smug banana peel

[character]
Oh no! I have slipped on this smug banana peel
and now my hard boiled eggs are falling on the ground
What an upsetting turn of events...

A CLOSER LOOK AT THE EGGS
[broken eggs]
NOW BACK TO OUR TRAGIC HERO

[character]
One can not help but observe that the yolks of my hard boiled eggs have remained mostly intact, while the whites are scattered all over the place.
If I were to apply the scientific method to this accidental experiment, it would draw a conclusion which confirms my theories on online political discourses and debates...
WHITE FRAGILITY CONFIRMED