PLANET EARTH, CURRENT TIMES
- Aliens are real
- You mean a statistical probability that they exist somewhere
- Nah this guy called Major X just released a book that says all the truth, and more info is about to be released
- When
- Soon
- Hah okay
- yea
[an alien scratches a planet's head]
Hi there, did you know Saturn loves head scratches?
What do you mean am I real?
Humans are strange
FLASHBACK 40 YEARS AGO
I hereby judge Major X guilty of being a scam artist, and trying to extort money from gullible people
Please don't do this thing in the future
Luckily, people of the future will be able to see this judgement and know you're a scam artist
Right?
yea