[in a text editor, someone has written "I HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE" then pressed "Print"]
[a printer prints a sheet of paper with "I HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE" written on it]
[a person proudly holds the sheet of paper in question]
Holy shit, look!
My printer is sentient!
We have finally reached AGI!
[a slimy character rubs his hands together in front of a suitcase full of cash]
Hi, I'm here on behalf of Darkstone Investment Capital
We're willing to invest a gazillion billion in your printer
A sad looking printer prints a sheet of paper on which is written "KILL ME"