Average ideological debate

[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]

[teal, holding a coffee cup]
Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is

[purple, taken aback]
Huh?!

[zoom on teal's very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them]
I knew it
You can't
Your guac ideology doesn't work
Heh
Pft
Owned

[purple looks blasé and has no words]