Brain hamster

[character]
Hi it's me, self-insert and/or your-insert, the character which represents whoever wants to be represented by it, and I am currently enjoying an activity, having a really good time doing said activity, which this verbose paragraph does its best to convey

[character]
Why don't I open up and show you what's going on inside my brain while I am enjoying doing an enjoyable activity

[brain opens]
INSIDE THE BRAIN

[cute hamster holding a sheet of paper]
What's up, it's me, the inner messager hamster, here with a message from your unconscious, which your brain would really like you to read and then respond to
Please read this letter:
We await your reply

[letter]
FROM: Department of repressed traumas
FOR: The conscious part of the brain
MESSAGE BODY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[leaving the brain]
BACK TO REALITY

[character]
I am not enjoying the enjoyable activity I was previously having a good time doing, and I don't understand why or how this happened, it would be nice if this unenjoyable turn of events could not be a regular occurence

[hamster smiles smugly]
(smug)