Celebrity stans

[TV screen] CELEBRITY TALK SHOW
[host] So, Mr. Celebrity, is it true that you punched an orphan?
[celebrity] ...

[person in chair watching TV]
Why are no life losers still going on about this orphan story?!
It only happened seven times, and he was under a lot of stress
One of the kids he punched wasn't even an orphan!
People just want to hate on celebrities for no reason...