Communist book strawman (the)

January 9th 2024
LE BOOK SHOPPE

[red]
I would like to purchase this book about communism

[blue]
Very well, it will be $13.99

[blue is now powered up]
Epic plot twist incoming (hang on to your underwear)
Little does red stick character know I will spend 100% of the profits from the sale of the communism book on products from the Protect Capitalism Fund, the Burns Animals And Orphans Alive Corporation, and the Elon Musk Tech Garbage Fund, them who try to do a communism actually are doing a capitalism mwahaha
You can't even trust bookstores you can't even trust yourself
Banality of evil, I am so dastardly!

[smug character]
Smug explainer here
This is a strawman
Have a nice day

[Joe Biden]
Hi my name is Joe Biden I am a communist and I approve of this comic, please donate to my campaign fund so that we can defeat capitalism and replace it with communism
This is not a strawman
Have a nice day
Absurd Capitalism Communism Orphan killing Real person