Israel theory

[black]
I don't really know much about the Israel-Palestine conflict, what do you think I should do in order to escape that situation and become a better and more knowledgeable person on this topic?

[red]
READ THEORY, LIB

[black, reading Lose Yourself by Eminem]
Hmm yes, very interesting theory by great thinker Eminem
I get it now, I understand the Israel-Palestine conflict
It's all one big metaphor
Israel is the shirt
Hamas is mom's spaghetti
The toilet is the two state solution to the conflict
The mom is the United Kingdom back in the day

[red]
Damn right!
Thumbs up for theory!
Another life improved by blindly telling someone to "read theory"
Yall mocking me for saying that but look, it actually works, you have undeniable proof now
Read more, libs!