Conservative hypocrisy

[black balloon]
Things used to be so much better back in the day
That's what I mean when I say I'm a conservative, k?

[colored balloons]
We're scientists and... we agree!
We need to make our lifestyles a little more like the olden days in some ways
Degrowth might be necessary
Respect nature more, all that jazz

[black balloon]
Nooo that's not what I meant I just want to go back to being able to hit my wife and imitate african accents in public without consequences