Gender equality

COME WORK FOR US AT SMUGCORP
WE VALUE DIVERSITY
50% OF OUR STAFF IS WOMEN
TRUE GENDER EQUALITY ACHIEVED

[pink character with a bowtie]
Wow what an incredible job offer!
I can't wait to apply for a job at SmugCorp and act extremely surprised when I look for other women on the company's organizational chart and pay sheets
This also applies to people outside of the gender binary but as you can see from my color and design I am a traditional reactionary character and will not mention that at all

SMUGCORP ORGANIZATIONAL CHART
RECEPTIONISTS: 99% WOMEN (WAY UNDERPAID)
CASHIERS: 80% WOMEN (UNDERPAID)
DESK LACKEY: 60% WOMEN
SALES: 40% WOMEN
MANAGEMENT: 20% WOMEN (OVERPAID)
EXECS: 1% WOMEN (WAY OVERPAID)
TOTAL: 50% WOMEN

[pink character's face zoomed in, featureless]