[red character]
Sci-fi stories where androids are trying to become human are the prime example of hubris: why would androids try to get human levels when they far surpass humans in their story's setting and human choice is an illusion
[black character]
IDK… humans have EMOTIONS
Usually that's the lazy plot excuse
Like AI art trying to become an artist, androids want to do art or some shit, and you can only be artist if you're human because... because... idk ask writers it's dumb
[red character]
Humans be like how dare other life forms not contact us we are so reasonable meanwhile Gropidip from Goozrob galaxy is like "fuck bro they dropped atomic bombs on themselves just because absolute monarch of one of them didn't surrender fast enough humans are a mess"
MEANWHILE IN GOOZROB GALAXY
[orange alien]
What do you mean by implying they dropped bombs on themselves?
That's very intraspecist of you Gropidip, which is something we don't do her because we evolved past that as a sci-fi culture-like society
[purple robot]
You're right, I'm sorry
Still tho, it was a monarchy
They did suicide attacks in the name of their god-emperor, Floobjazt!
[orange alien]
Okay Gropidip fair enough you have a solid point there
I can't deny that's some primitive shit, why would any of us want to be like earth-people we're much better as evolved androids
BACK ON EARTH
[black smug face]
Is that a smuggie scenario?
IDK but it will be I think
I like it
[red character]
How dare you imply it's a smuggie when I worked so hard to flesh out the personalities of my characters
Literally spit in the mouth of Gropidip for your own entertainment... he deserves to be a real character you know, he doesn't deserve to die as a concept
Fuck Floobjazt though I hate him... never liked his attitude, he was always too woke
Man I have Krapopolis to finish
I ended up liking that show, it just has a horrible intro... intro song to be more specific
Should make a smuggie about that
Can just slap that rant verbatim in it
Like a note from Anton or something
[narrator]
Editor's note (I'm not an editor):
Krapopolis is good it just has a shit intro song