Perfect leftism is the enemy of good leftism

December 18th 2023
[black]
Here's a paper I produced dunking on rightist views 
I barely put any effort or research into it but it says something bad about Trump so you'll love it no matter what 

[red]
Wow what a great paper, boosting it on every social media, I like it because it says orange man bad and that means I lose all my standards for academic research and sourcing quality 

[blue]
Hee hee ha ha this is great because ac-1/4b it uses a quote by Ben Shapiro out of context and that is so funny my quality standards for what I share suddenly drop to zero 

[purple]
My standards are so low that my leftism is leaving my body just so I can laugh at this shitty paper and share it everywhere (Charlie Kirk body shaming hee hee) 

[black]
I also produced this really long essay about a social justice topic, it took me months of research to get right I hope you'll like it 
There are 109 sources at the bottom, and I got academic researchers to proofread it 

[red]
How dare you share this inaccurate trash instead of killing yourself, one of the 109 sources is from 1994 therefore everything you wrote is WRONG and BAD, go commit die 

[blue]
What is it with leftist quality standards that makes you think it's ok to share an essay which contains 1 inaccuracy on paragraph 250 line 19 

[purple]
Well sourced essay... is what I would say if it were, because one of the sources is irrelevant so the whole thing is trash (I'm not going to give constructive criticism or a better alternative essay on the same topic) 

[black]
Well I guess I'll just keep producing low effort shitty content mocking far right bs then instead of trying to put my efforts into constructive leftist documentation 
[looks annoyed]
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