Red tanks and smug

December 28th 2023
RED TANKS AND SMUG 
BY DR. BAD 

[tankie]
Do you like debating tankies? 

[lib]
I do not like that, tankie smug 
I will not debate your tankie ass 

[tankie]
Would you debate me about DPRK? 
Would you debate me about the USSR? 
[DPRK is actually a great place to live full of happy people (no jails)]
[USSR was actually heaven on earth (housing situation was perfect bruh)]

[lib]
I would not debate you about DPRK I would not debate you about the USSR 

[tankie]
Would you debate me on Reddit? 
Would you not be condescending? 
Would you engage me in good faith? 
Would you bite my tankie bait? 

[lib]
I will not praise red fash on Reddit 
I will not debate you in good faith 
I will not deny prison camps here or there 
I will not deny forced labor anywhere 
I do not like tankie shit 
I do not engage your kind 

[tankie]
But I could prove DPRK is great 
If you stopped dodging debate 
But I could prove USSR is heaven 
If you stopped misbehaving 

[lib]
Here's what I'll do tankie smug 
I won't engage in your debate 
I'll portray you as the soyjak 
And portray myself as the chad 

THE END
About this comic
Please understand all the layers of metacommentary before you complain

Unless you really believe this is somehow the one and only comic on the whole website that is not political satire and has no deeper themes
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