[three characters, one is sitting at a table just staring at a conversation between the other two]
[vegan]
Hello restaurant employee person
I am a vegan and would like to know:
Does this place serve any vegan food perchance?
[server]
Alas it doth not, best we can do is vegetarian
[vegan]
Aw, cripes, think food looketh delicious, too bad
[server]
I would suggest you try the place next door
They are known to have an okay vegan option
Have a nice day!
[vegan]
Thanks, I'll do that, have a nice day too!
[server]
See ya!
[both characters leave, the third one that was sitting silently goes into a rant]
Look at thees gosh darn vegans they're ruining the world with how they're unable to have a single conversation without mentioning that they're vegans, society is becoming woke because of their bullshit like bro just let me eat my dead animals in peace why must vegans always ASSAULT me like that when I'm just trying to exist and they show up out of the blue to shout at anyone who's listening OH LOOK AT ME I'M VEGAN well yeah we get it you don't have to shout it that loud yall some obnoxious veggie munchers society would be better off without your attention grabs this is literally why fascism is on the rise assholes…
![[three characters, one is sitting at a table just staring at a conversation between the other two]
[vegan]
Hello restaurant employee person
I am a vegan and would like to know:
Does this place serve any vegan food perchance?
[server]
Alas it doth not, best we can do is vegetarian
[vegan]
Aw, cripes, think food looketh delicious, too bad
[server]
I would suggest you try the place next door
They are known to have an okay vegan option
Have a nice day!
[vegan]
Thanks, I'll do that, have a nice day too!
[server]
See ya!
[both characters leave, the third one that was sitting silently goes into a rant]
Look at thees gosh darn vegans they're ruining the world with how they're unable to have a single conversation without mentioning that they're vegans, society is becoming woke because of their bullshit like bro just let me eat my dead animals in peace why must vegans always ASSAULT me like that when I'm just trying to exist and they show up out of the blue to shout at anyone who's listening OH LOOK AT ME I'M VEGAN well yeah we get it you don't have to shout it that loud yall some obnoxious veggie munchers society would be better off without your attention grabs this is literally why fascism is on the rise assholes…](./../img/comics/anti_vegan_rant_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")