Leningrad was a perfect utopia...
...until the asteroid hit!
[city gets smashed to bits]
One hundred soviets and their replicants were frozen in time capsules and escaped into the timestream... looking for a better future
I landed in the year 2025, stranding me in a neoliberal capitalist hellscape
That's right I've been talking this whole time, I'm the one holding the cryochamber, my name is Vladimir Lenin and this is my comic, do you see me?
[Lenin escapes a cryopod]
Not five minutes on this tool they call the "Internet" and I've already been called both a "Liberal" (how??) and also a "Tankie" (whatever that is)
(finds out about how cool Wikipedia is)
This is ridiculous... I hate the 21st century, it's a horrible time, one of those days we should just blow it all up and be done with the whole stupid thing I swear...
Anyway I checked the date and it says january 1st so as is expected on this date, this is me, time traveler Vladimir Lenin, wishing you a happy new year full of joy, good health, and good times!
![Leningrad was a perfect utopia...
...until the asteroid hit!
[city gets smashed to bits]
One hundred soviets and their replicants were frozen in time capsules and escaped into the timestream... looking for a better future
I landed in the year 2025, stranding me in a neoliberal capitalist hellscape
That's right I've been talking this whole time, I'm the one holding the cryochamber, my name is Vladimir Lenin and this is my comic, do you see me?
[Lenin escapes a cryopod]
Not five minutes on this tool they call the "Internet" and I've already been called both a "Liberal" (how??) and also a "Tankie" (whatever that is)
(finds out about how cool Wikipedia is)
This is ridiculous... I hate the 21st century, it's a horrible time, one of those days we should just blow it all up and be done with the whole stupid thing I swear...
Anyway I checked the date and it says january 1st so as is expected on this date, this is me, time traveler Vladimir Lenin, wishing you a happy new year full of joy, good health, and good times!
Wishing you a beautiful and smug 2025](./../img/comics/smuggie_new_year_2025_en.png "Comic image - transcription in alt text")